want enough money to tell everyone I dislike to go to Hell; I want to own a baseball team, I want a vintage Jaguar XKE and a property on Martha's Vineyard and another one in La Jolla and a mountain cabin in New Mexico and I want every new computer gadget as soon as it comes out and I want to go to Ireland and I want to go to Florida and I want lobster for dinner whenever the Hell I want and I want shoes just like Dorothy's and I want a 15-1/2 carat heart shaped diamond ring set in platinum and I want an emerald necklace and an opal bracelet and a personal staff of servants to clean up after me and haul my ass around and I … Read entire article »