F U and your new relationship

I freely admit that I am a bitter, old hag for even feeling this way, much less writing about it. I hate the fact that you two are now dating, especially since I saw him first! I can't even pretend to be happy for your relationship. When you asked me if it "OK" I lied and said "why would it be a problem for me?" Fucking cunt. Since someone else has pointed out that this is a rebound relationship for you, I feel slightly less pissed. Although you are cute, and thin and have a good personality, I just don't see your 34-year-old ass and his 21-year-old ass dating for very long, especially between Denver and Orlando. However, with my luck, you'll end up married and having kids in 2-3 years. I hope you both die in a fiery death, with your redheaded children.

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