I lied about how much I drank
My friends on the bowling team trusted me to be the “anchor”, and I said I just had one or two.. in reality I had about a 12 pack of cold beer before we started.
I was straight looking, but drunk as a skunk. I bowled a 99, when my average is over 200!
My team lost the tournament because of me.
I’m a bad man.
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